The magic of the Emirates Cup has gone, Liverpool are winning the title, and Spurs will be relegated.
The gossip also contains news of Man United swapping De Gea for Bale, because it is apparently 2014.
Although he does let Man United off. "All the years before it was always a team who was kicked out."
Mbappe has been linked with Arsenal. He suffered an injury in the first game of the season. Coincidence? Yes.
"Stan Kroenke has directed us to remove all content related to those animals in light of the public interest."
To Riyad Mahrez's credit, he isn't forcing the issue. He will give his "best" for Leicester for now.
Arsenal v Chelsea is never a friendly, but the Community Shield is. And the EFL season begins. Hurrah!
How much will Neymar cost? And does he do any charity work? Plus Klopp's City dig, and 'temperamental malcontent' Sanchez.
Wenger has described Neymar's £198million move as “beyond calculation and beyond rationality”.
"I don't like to lose him," says Arsene Wenger of Lucas Perez, because he hates selling *any* player.
With less than a month of the transfer window left, what does every Prem club still need to do?
Dortmund put a price tag of £90million on the head of Arsenal target, Ousmane Dembele.
Here is a full list of every pre-season result, the fixtures to come, and the goalscorers so far.
Arsenal goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez will spend the 2017-18 season on loan with La Liga club Getafe.
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