With less than a month of the transfer window left, what does every Prem club still need to do?
Here is a full list of every pre-season result, the fixtures to come, and the goalscorers so far.
Will Sanchez and Coutinho follow this bunch in actually handing in a transfer request?
"We start the season in three [competitions] and the ambition is to win those three trophies."
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City, Man United and Tottenham. Maybe Everton. And now West Ham?
Jack Cork and Kevin Stewart have been valued as more expensive, yet Jack Wilshere is still without a suitor.
West Ham have agreed a reported £13m fee with Leverkusen for Javier Hernandez. Happy days.
David Sullivan called Hart "the best goalkeeper I’ve worked with". Adrian *is* still at West Ham, mate.
"I think you'll struggle to find anyone, apart from the direct opposing fans, who doesn't love the club."
Three PL clubs have not spent any money this summer. One PL club is making a habit of cocking things up.
Or, to actually quote Noble, Hart "probably deserves a little bit more respect". Hardly resounding.
We've all been a little bit too nasty to poor Joe Hart, apparently. Shame on us.
It turns out Arsenal sell all their players to Barcelona or Man City. Or Crystal Palace. Who knew?
Which players were signed for really big money, but were soon farmed out elsewhere?
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